Damn it
LIFE IS DAMN UNFAIR
=3
can't it just be fair for ONCE
curse the world for being unfair
so, I decided to make a new skin. ;]
to commemorate UNFAIR DAY ...
navigations on top. =)
Sunday, January 17, 2010
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New Year and a new class author:~Doofus~
I just notice sth ... abt 3 IT ... nth bad ...
in fact ... I LOVE IT
Besides my dear good fwen (Bene Lim, who is pervert, sick, crappy ... etc.) the rest of the class is rated 5 stars ... compared to my lower sec class :(
Lets see ... Let me intro u abt Bene
WELL ...
erm ...
he is .....
hmmm ....
i was trying to think of sth nice ... but ...
HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he is pervertic, disrespectful, vulgar, sick in the mind, and if i were to do similes, then it would be
AS DIRTY AS A PORNO CD
but ... tts okay ... cos i like bene the way he is (at least he is funny)
Thursday, November 19, 2009
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NBA 2009/2010 author:~Doofus~
Conference : PHOENIX SUNS (western conference) ATLANTA HAWKS (eastern conference)
EXCLUSIVE !!! Steve Nash (PHX) does a around-the-world.
NBA SLAM DUNK CONTEST 2008 (Look at Dwight Howard's sick & gay-ish dunks & more)
Monday, November 2, 2009
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Overview on EPL Big 4 author:~Doofus~
MANCHESTER UNITED ok, they are showing some form, although GABRIEL OBERTAN freaking miss a goal (in ur face YIHUI). Van Der Sar is back and REJOICE manu fans.
LIVERPOOL said to be Man Utd main rival, but 1 qns, WHERE'S THE CHALLENGE ?? Benitez needs to freaking do a brain check up !!! He sub out TORRES for some noob who can't score. 2-0 to arsenal ... 3-1 to fulham ... the 2 goal win over manu is definitely TYCO (too bad chris).
ARSENAL best among the big four :) but too bad i dun like arsenal ... Vermaelen scores like a godly defender. But ALMUNIA is noob. Arsenal need a better keeper. And #50, 4th choice keeper is some szcznery. What kinda name is tt ??
CHELSEA Award : Most guai-lan. Look at the big 4. They all wear red. Then this youngster pop out and starts wearing blue while playing soccer. Act cute. Only got money. They are lucky lampard gt back his form. And they got Mr Roman "filthy-rich" abramovic (forgot how to spell). Lets hope they dun become the next Real Madrid.
AWARDS Best Performance : Arsenal Most goals scored : Arsenal Most players tt scored : Arsenal Most Odd : Chelsea Most noob : Liverpool Best progress : Man Utd Youngest squad : Arsenal
Moral of the Story Liverpool isn't the team to support :):):) (sry chris, 要面对现实)haha xD
Thursday, September 10, 2009
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EPIC BATTLE (DM) author:~Doofus~
It's the EPIC battle between Tet Yuan and Gabriel !!!
It is a 2 round battle.
ROUND 1 !!!!!!!!!!!
Pre-Match conversation G : Aiya...i sure win de T : (silence)
After charging many many manas later G : Horrid worm, za shield ( i apologise for the lousy english ) T : (silence, while making his move) G : ARGH !!!
Post-Match conversation G : That one is my spare deck *smiling proudly, thinking it is tet yuan's spare deck* T : erm ... this is also my spare deck G : *shock ... *
ROUND 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!
Just when gabriel thought he is going to win G : Haha ... You lose liao T : (silence for 3 secs) Hehe G : Huh ?!?! T : I cast (the-card-that-i-know-but-forgot-the-name) and TAP ALL OUR CREATURES G : *giving the trademark WTH and reluctantly tap all his creature* T : E.K. E.K.
Post-Match SHOCKING NEWS Edgar : Actually, Tet Yuan lose, cos her also have a nature creature and he can't attack G : *looking proud* YES !! I WIN E : But you still lose cos you din find out the mistake
Tet Yuan has PWNED Gabriel's balls upside down
Conclusion 1 : Dun judge a nerd but the size of his specs Conclusion 2 : Dun judge a Dueler but the number of Storm Wrangler he has Conclusion 3 : The number of Bark Whip doesn't matter Conclusion 4 : Miracles only happen to nerds Conclusion 5 : Dun judge a deck by its origin
Sunday, August 30, 2009
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lol author:~Doofus~
THE GREAT GALLERY OF KENNETH " THE GREAT "
Don't tell Kenneth about this :)
KENNETH "THE GREAT" fact file
NAME : Kenneth " THE GREAT "
AGE : 14 but looks 50
CCA : NCC ( But he isn't tt manly )
SKIN COLOUR : Best viewed in dark-coloured skin
ATTACKS :
#1 : Fist Squeezer
#2 : Penis Touch
#3 : Fist Cannon
#4 : Jokes
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Home Econs Prac. Exam author:~Doofus~
HOME ECON EXAM ... ...
Me & Wu Jing ( half of it was taken away )
Yue Ling & Qiu Ling
Sheng Zhi, Li Han & Hao Yu
Mian You & Hao Yue
Mei Hui & Si Hui
Lenard & Bing Ting
Jesslyn & Peggy ( Imba deco )
Thursday, August 20, 2009
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New CCHMS addition author:~Doofus~
OMG !!!
There is a new stuff in cch
In the soccer court,
U can find ... ...
Mr Chua's (DM) face drawn by a Sec 3
Plus a DI*K
And a new game was adopted
SHOOT THE D.M. Step 1 : Stand at the designated spot
Step 2 : Prepare for a shot
Step 3 : BOOM !!
And it is FUN FUN FUN
And i got back Maths paper xD 27.5 / 30
Then stupid Kevin lose to me, then he nt happy
Say i cheat
Haha ... But geog i dun think i can beat him
But if i do, then i can do the ...
KEVIN TRADEMARK TUMMY LAUGH
But how isit piossible for man utd to get pwned by an unknown team
called Burnley
which haven appeared in the top league for 33 years
WTH !!
丢脸
But i think Man Utd will be slow starters
VS
~Doofus~
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Doofus ( The numbers ) 14 yrs 1 mth 7 days in outside my mama's womb
6 pressurizing years in Greenwood Primary
2 'I CAN'T TAKE IT' yrs in CCHMS
29 exams taken in my life + ??? minor test
11 yrs being a loyal Man Utd supporter
6 years playing soccer
13 IMPOSSIBLE DESIRES ( like plucking the moon down )
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